In the head of the confused model:
- How come I am undressed and everyone else is dressed?
Even small events can be exciting
In the head of the posing model:
- I'm excited to be the first red haired, nude model, by the name of Yvette at the age of 22 sitting here in front of you today!
Stop repeating the same arguments
In the head of the posing model:
- Repeating your arguments doesn't make them better, but they get through!
It is important to do things in the right order
In the head of the posing model:
- I appreciate people who say hello
before they say goodbye.
Standing on your own feet
In the posing model's head:
Before standing on your own two feet,
you have to be standing on one...
How many pillows does it take to get asleep?
In the head of the posing model:
- My sleeping requires at least four pillows
The nude dancer
In the head of the posing model:
- People staring at me makes me dance
