At school I was always best in the long jump, not the longest but the most beautiful jump

In the head of the posing model:
- At school I was always best in the long jump, not the longest but the most beautiful jump.

People without ball sense cannot dance

In the head of the posing modell:
- People without ball sense cannot dance.

Believe me, I can not play the harmonica

In the head of the model:
- The asked me to pretend palying harmonica.
Air guitar is well known to me, but air harmonica ...

Today a bird pooped right on my head, I think it gives me luck

Nelly is waiting for her luck to be confirmed:
- Today a bird pooped right on my head, I think it gives me luck

My sister won a car on the lottery and I lost my computer in a memory crash - it evens itself out in the end

In the head of the posing model:
- My sister won a car on the lottery and I lost my computer in
 a memory crash - it evens itself out in the end.

My friends say this is an easy way of making some money.

In the head of the posing nude model:
- My friends say this is an easy way of making some money.
My husband says I'm selling my body.

One day I will receive the audience's cheers

In the head of the posing model:
- One day I will receive the audience's cheers